Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
(via in0my0u)
My current weight is socially acceptable only among the walrus population.
(via its-all-hopes-and-dreams)
Have you ever watched your friends from afar and realized they seem happier without you
(via infinite-mystery)
do you ever feel like you like someone a lot more than they like you and then start to feel like you’re just annoying them because while you always want to talk to them they probably don’t always want to talk to you and it stresses you out a lot and then you just start to feel really depressed about it
(Source: berlitz, via thingsarntalwayswhattheyseemtobe)
» Hey There Mr. Grumpy Gills
if i was your boyfriend i’d never let you go
I can take you places you ain’t never been before
(Source: pavloving, via yesterdayisadisgrace)
i made a bet with my friend for 20 bucks and she won
shes expecting money but little does she know im gonna give her 20 pictures of bucks, male deers.
i love myself
via laugh-addict
(Source: stealingcheese, via yesterdayisadisgrace)
three day weekend
im already off for the summer
i’ve been off since 2011
i burnt my school down
(via linkslullaby)
When I'm going in a diet..
Me: Hmm. Maybe I should go to a diet so I can be more healthier & stuff.
Mom: *buys cake*
Mom: *buys cookies*
Mom: *buys pizza*
Mom: *buys chocolate*
Me: ...... Shit.
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
